Dirty Zander

When you cream pie her girls pussy then suck the cum out and then let the girl drink it out of your mouth

Brian did a dirty Zander with a freaky bird

by Jack Sherman August 19, 2022

alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

zoonderps

a god, the best human being in the world, a sexy privileged white male.

Hey look its Zoonderps! hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zoonderps January 4, 2021

Zander

A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.

Dude, that kid is such a Freakin Zander!

by mphsbaby! May 19, 2010

Zoner

A zoned out stoner.

"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"

by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014

Zander

he is gay and ugly and get no bitches

im Zander and im gay

by xoStrxp April 1, 2022

Zander Elwood

Zander is the type of guy every girl dreams of. He’s super sweet. He’s so amazing. Some would even say he’s perfect. He won’t call you pretty, he’ll occasionally call you hot, he might call you sexy, but he will most definitely call you beautiful. If you say “I feel cute” his response would be “you should, you’re beautiful.” He will make you the happiest girl you could ever possibly be. He will make you fall in love with him just like it was love at first sight. He can tell when you’re upset. He will ask what’s wrong. When he kisses you, you get these butterflies in you’re stomach. He gives you that type of feeling where you never want it to end. You always just wanna be in his arms and when you aren’t in his arms, you feel homesick. When you’re in his arms you feel like that’s where you belong.

Zander Elwood is the most amazing guy I know and he makes me so happy:).

by Zander’s gf😉 June 16, 2019