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zoinked

My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock
by fat faggot frank June 17, 2019
mugGet the zoinkedmug.

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
by TJumper4 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny
Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !
by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018
mugGet the Zoinksmug.

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot
Spark a zoink
by Lewissuly April 5, 2020
mugGet the Zoinkmug.

Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

zoink

by bazoinky June 4, 2019
mugGet the zoinkmug.

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence
Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.
by scout52 August 25, 2023
mugGet the Zoinked off the Cloppermug.

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