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wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.
To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"
by foxxytrotting January 24, 2016
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my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.
"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"
by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005
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stay in your lane

Stop talking about things you don't understand or know. Let experts do the talking. Don't talk out of your ass.

Used in technical forums and websites to indicate a user has strayed into an area in which they clearly have no expertise.

Anecdotal evidence is not passable as expertise, so keep it to yourself unless you have something useful to add.
Internet_expert: You really should buy brand XYZ, my sister's cousin's brother's fiance knows this guy who has one that I really thought looked cool.

real_expert or moderator: STAY IN YOUR LANE!
by Harry_Manback July 21, 2009
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up to your nuts in guts

To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.
I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.
I'm just a notch in your bedpost.
by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007
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keep it in your pants

1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.

2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.

It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.
similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."

Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."
by Prophite May 2, 2008
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Foot in your Ass

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
by cr8s April 29, 2012
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