Yodaism

The belief that baby Yoda is the one true god, and that he will one day come down to earth and save mankind.

I don't really get Christianity. Personally, I'm more into Yodaism.

by Solar Shift December 24, 2019

The Yoda

A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.

Don't mess with the dark side. You'll just get The Yoda.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

over yonder

One can see "down yonder", but one cannot see "over yonder".

I park my car just down yonder, but my house is actually over yonder, behind that hill.

by Barbados Man May 20, 2015

yondernate

To go yonder, into the beyond, o'er the hills and into the hinterlands. Very commonly used in Atlanta to refer to all areas OTP, where ITP folk should never wander without damn good reason.

It can also simply refer to stumbling over to the next bar in a collective bender.

Darkhorse has turned into a popped collar bro kennel - let's run out on our tab and yondernate over to El Myr.

by emptyset404 June 29, 2010

Yonair

A name for a male who masturbates to pictures of Emma Watson. Typically is Jewish, Mexican and mows lawns to get turned on.

Dammit Yonair, stop trying to sleep with my sister.

by Country-bank_africa April 23, 2015

Yondu Udonta

The man who saved a worthless emotional screw up named peter quill(star lord).

He uses an Arrow that he can manipulate into making it move by whistling

He is also well known for being the next Mary poppins and the leader of a band of criminals in marvel named the ravengers

Jim: did you see guardians of the galaxy vol 2 it had yondu Udonta in it he was the best character

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong July 30, 2018

Yondu

A kick-ass metal mohawk wearing dude who is rumored to be from Texas originally.

“Maaaaaan, Yondu is NOT from Texas!”

“Dude, you ever hear anyone say Y’ALL that wasn’t from Texas?”

by classikjane April 28, 2019