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Yoga Poser 

An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.

Signs of a yoga poser:

1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?

Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
Yoga Poser by OhCocoa June 24, 2011
Related Words

Yoga Rape 

When a Yogi adjusts your pose in a way that can be misconstrued as sexual.
Dave totally yoga raped me in last night's vinyasa class.
Yoga Rape by Christyjoyjr June 5, 2015
A great conversation starter and icebreaker if they have ever played or heard about street fighter.
1. -sees friends- -jumps in- "YOGA FIRE" .. Everybody laughs
yoga fire by Downhearted November 8, 2013

yoga monster 

Someone who eats you after yoga
"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"
yoga monster by Blue Ridge Roomies October 27, 2005

Yoga Butt 

OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.

Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.

Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.

Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.
Yoga Butt by alixDDD December 11, 2011

Yoga and Core Stretch 

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.
"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"