Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

The Himalayan Yeti

When a man nuts all over his partner and the partner proceeds to lifts the man and eat their ass.

“Dude me and Lucy had sex last night and she did the Himalayan Yeti, she ate my ass like a buffet!”

by Wet Weed April 17, 2022

Pink Yeti

A pink yeti is where you stick your penis in the freezer.

*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"

by idroppedmybitcoins December 19, 2017

Yeti-Fest

a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.

Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!

by myself most the time December 16, 2008

yeti cock

A dick that is big and extremely hairy that it looks like a dong of an abominable snowman.

Rick's yeti cock looks like something from the Ice Age.

by Spector August 29, 2006

Frozen Yeti

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.

John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.

by troof77 October 7, 2013

Yeti Legs

When your leg hair becomes so long, you start to look like a Sasquatch. Like Cactus Legs, but with longer hair.

Damn! That girl needs a Lady Bic, she has some major Yeti Legs going on.

by FlyGrl February 5, 2010