No Woman No Cry

Contrary to popular belief "No Woman, No Cry" was not a song written about getting over a girl. They are the words Bob Marley sings to his woman to assure her that he will return. Basically saying, No woman, don't cry. In the song the man is a travelling minstrel telling his woman he will come back for her.

"So dry your eyes I say, and while I'm gone
everything is going to be alright
everything is going to be alright now
no woman no cry, no woman no cry"

by Awesome Charlie January 9, 2006

big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY

OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out

by The Fucking Government June 2, 2015

dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.

I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

Banana Woman

AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.

Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.

by silentthread April 8, 2009

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

woman on top

The woman is on top during sex. Possibly THE greatest sexual position.

by 1001 October 9, 2003

woeman

The actual name Jesus Christ gave to half of the population (the non-males). So named because they bring woe to man.

Yo, that chick is a perfect example of a woeman. She brings woe to man.

by Jugs Kumar April 21, 2010