Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

by Yang007 December 8, 2023

Won't bitch

The type of bitch thats won't do shit for you. She won't do the dishes, she won't suck your dick, she won't cook for you, she won't even serve you a plate. But what she will do is smoke up all your shit & wait around to get fucked. She won't go home until she does.

"Nobody gives a fuck about that Won't bitch, she's useless."

by Tinajane July 5, 2024

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023