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Woke

"Woke" is the ideological and political equivalent of a valley girl instagrammer going to one Buddhist temple, hugging one Indian child, buying a sash from a tourist trap, seeing a goat or something outside a zoo and then making a social media post calling themselves enlightened while posing with a checked off world-map, starbucks, a Hindu Om necklace, with #blessed #spiritual #enlightened among other obnoxious tags.

Claiming oneself to be 'awake' to all things bad-bad while in reality they're just another useful idiot to power hungry marxist social justice ideologues.
I may be living on the street and begging for change just so I can get a vegan chestnut praline soy latte, but at least I have a degree in gender studies so I'm secure in knowing I'm more woke than the average wage-slave that fuels the capitalist system.
by BinocusaurusRex September 20, 2020
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Woke

When someone thinks they know it all and is better than everyone else and is right about everything. Someone who thinks they realized that everything is racist, when in fact it is very much themselves that are racist. Someone who thinks that everyone hates transgender people, but in actuality, everyone is ok with it and would just prefer they get help or advice from a doctor first before slicing their penis off.
Karen is woke, but everyone wishes she would leave the United States and move to the middle east...maybe then she will become actually woke and realize she's just a fucking idiot
by FlightRisk... January 22, 2022
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woke

Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.
I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
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Woke

(Google) Alert to injustice in society, especially racism.

(Merriam Webster) Aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)
Woke has become far-right's favourite buzz word after identity politics and post-modernism, to dismiss any social issues and individual responsibility. But one should strive to stay woke and not be a sick joke.
by Johnwick98 September 6, 2022
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Woke

being self-aware of one's own social oppression, and sensitive to how social theory operates in everyday life.
"She all the way woke."
by comhlth February 28, 2017
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Woke

Anyone or anything the far-right and alt-right do not like.
Far-Right Extremist: *stubs toe on chair*
Also Far-Right Extremist: This chair is woke!
by Shugunou May 17, 2023
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Woke

Ghetto ebonics for the word "awake"
by trblmkr2 December 31, 2005
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