A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009
Get the Chicken Wizard mug.A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.
The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.
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wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."
"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."
by Turboboner January 21, 2009
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Wizardtown, which is also known as ganja land, is an ineffable place.
It's beauty cannot be described accurately.
Inhabitants of Wizardtown are most likely to be fubar
Wizardtown, which is also known as ganja land, is an ineffable place.
It's beauty cannot be described accurately.
Inhabitants of Wizardtown are most likely to be fubar
"Hey man, wanna pack a bowl and go to Wizardtown?"
"All Aboard! Next stop: Wizardtown"
"Dude, this place, it's so magical.... I'm in Wizardtown!"
"All Aboard! Next stop: Wizardtown"
"Dude, this place, it's so magical.... I'm in Wizardtown!"
by HappyToke April 9, 2013
Get the Wizardtown mug.One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
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"Hey John, I heard that your visual framerate drops when you smoke weed. Is that true?" "I don't know, ask Kevin. He's the drug wizard".
by Kevinstaub November 3, 2015
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John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.
He jingled his wizard all night long
John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.
He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009
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