winston

noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.

"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"

by StevieJanowsky February 13, 2018

Winston

A Winston is the opposite of a Chad but yet quite the little specimen. This person( typically a boi) will mess you up if you talk trash about anime, metal music, and etc. This person loves video games but has a good physique.

(Guy 1)Woah!!! Dude, did you see that guy?!?

(Guy 2) yea man that boi on fire... I think that's Winston.

by Yeetus_beetus July 30, 2019

Winston

A lovely man with a big heart. Often a bit overprotective and territorial. Does not like alpha males in his zones and likes to be boss. But will make up for his rudeness with a flash of his beautiful eyes and lots of love.

Girl 1: Did you hear Winston barking at that dude?!
Girl 2: Ya, he is just Winston.

by TheCHEESEcurd! July 3, 2020

Winston

An amazing person and good in bed

I wish my bf was Winston

by THeTruth__* November 2, 2020

hairy winston

The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.

Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"

by Jakey Jake May 11, 2006

Winston Churchill

british leader during WWII, tried covering up for Neville Chamberlain, who fucked up so bad it wasn't funny, then, but now it's fucking hilerious

"would you like some tea?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"

Peter Griffin

by Scott Blake May 24, 2005

Dirty Winston

An act which involves one male deep-throating another, the receiver is only allowed to come up for breath and avoid gagging by repeating Mr T quotes. As soon as he stops quoting it’s back to balls on the chin.

dam! I was doing a dirty Winston on Kie last night and nearly choked him to death luckily he pulled away and said “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker” I said you is the sucker bro and pushed him down.

by Yo-yo jo August 22, 2019