fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

weezer

nerd rock.

they could sing about scissors and still be fabulous

1: have you heard the latest weezer album?
2: hell yea man its pretty dope

by boreddictionaryx May 23, 2019

Weezer

Good band that can't decide whether they want to play good rock music or shitty Rap/Pop/EDM and constantly disappoints their fans.

The new single by Weezer is terrible.

by Heartilation March 19, 2017

Peedle weezers

A group of Little or young children

All the peedle weezers showed up promptly for class .

by My drywall guy July 8, 2017

Weezer Huddle

A term for a confidential gathering of Weezers

"Guys, I think we need to call a Weezer Huddle"

by ImaBigNerd October 12, 2023

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023