A week day taken off work. Particularly when the weather is too nice to be inside. Particularly favoured by people called Rodney.
Person 1: The surf was pumping yesterday
Person 2: Weren't you at work?!
Person 1: Nah, i was having a Rodney's Weekend
Person 1: Man, what a great weekend
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: It's Rodney's Weekend
Person 2: Weren't you at work?!
Person 1: Nah, i was having a Rodney's Weekend
Person 1: Man, what a great weekend
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: It's Rodney's Weekend
by kevin tracey October 22, 2019
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Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
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by vivitron October 26, 2020
Get the weeekly mug.When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.
by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007
Get the short weekends mug.A weekend spent exclusively with your boys. The consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and/or illegal drugs is absolutely necessary. Video games, cards, pool basketball, and the viewing of sporting events either live or on television is strongly encouraged. Boys' Weekend is the best time you'll have all week, but only if you abide by the Boys' Weekend tenants. They are as follows:
1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
Simple Chris: "Hey Jersey Mike, what's going on this weekend?"
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
by BoudreauxBaby June 23, 2014
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Get the weeded mug.a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.
janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?
beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.
janet: oh he's a weekender.......
beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.
janet: oh he's a weekender.......
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