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Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010
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John Webb

A low life piece of shit who putts around in his shitbox of a Jeep that he thinks is nice. You’ll know it’s him when you see his fat gut hanging out and his osama bin laden looking beard. Although his facebook says he is a fearless leader, just know he is a cowardly scumbag
“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”
by What’s His Name January 21, 2021
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Ghost Writer Webcam

On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
by theandimancan August 4, 2010
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Vivian Webb School

A subsection of a private and small boarding school in Claremont, California such as The Webb Schools (see definition) but where, unlike The Webb Schools of California, students are perpetually reminded that being a separate school justifies gender inequalities in dorms, dress code enforcement, grading, etc.
teacher: why is half the class late again?!!
male student #1: The Vivian Webb School had an assembly again.
teacher: Why do those dress code meetings always take so long?
male student #2: I don't know. We never have them.
male student #1: They always cancel ours along with chapel.
by 3umble3ee July 2, 2018
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Webcam chick

A girl who cock teases via her webcam. Giving the illusion that she'll show herself naked, but ultimately never does.
Laura liked to strip down to her thong but no further on her webcam.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
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spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk
man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!
by headache December 18, 2003
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webbos

Noun: Web-bos: This spelling of the spanish word huevos (eggs). In spanish slang huevos mean balls. In 1997 Jorge Estevez coined the word Webbos when he created the website www.mywebbos.com. The word was phonetically written for the noon spanish speakers and graphicly created so that the two b's in webbos could represent the 2 balls and playing off the word web. In 2008 Jorge Estevez recreated the website and new logo that displays the W as the scrotum sac for the word webbos. Webbos means Balls, Guts, Machismo!
Are you Looking at My Webbos? I saw you ex-girlfriend on My Webbos! You never know who you will find on My Webbos! "All I have in this world is my Word and My Webbos, and I don't break them for anyone!"
by Jorge Estevez April 10, 2008
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