Basket Weaver

An patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.

Gonna visit my mom at Bellevue and check out the basket weavers.

by e-vigilante August 8, 2011

Weaver

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.

You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"

by illusionisbliss June 25, 2009

Pussy Weave

This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.

Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.

by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006

To weave

To dodge someone's attacks like a boss.

Yo stop weaving all my punches. Nah Mane I'm the weave God. It would take you long to learn how to weave.

by CaydenTheBoss89 March 5, 2018

waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

weave

It's basically what everyone says, except it is not worn exclusively by black females. In fact, most (if not all) celebrities wear them, white and black.

Jessica Simpson's weave is almost unbearable. You can almost always see Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce's tracks. But, since they're white, or wish to be, it's okay.
OR
Look at Weavy Wonder's head. Always up on some weave. Every style gets more....um...creative.

by twintron4 December 28, 2005

stephen weaver

A good looking grizzly dipping man who rides dirt bikes and loves working on cars

Stephen weaver just put a dip in while working on a car

by crazy.man1234 July 20, 2015