Sucka Weave

A person who purposely tries to make someone a sucker by weaving them into their web of lies.

Joe really sucka weaved the government when he removed the toilets from his mansion to get a tax break!

by LBWW March 30, 2021

hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

by Dubpone October 28, 2013

crenshaw weave

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.

Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"

by socialite562 April 1, 2015

snatch a weave

Action taken in a girl fight when one grabs the hair weave of the other.

:Girl I'm done with you messing with me. It's on now bitch, I'm gonna snatch a weave"

by FishingOnTuesday November 17, 2014

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.

by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009

Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster

Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.

Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!

by restful ling ling April 13, 2016