Weasel Cat 

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

Weasel Cat by TheLasso May 16, 2019

Weasel Dick 

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

Weasel Dick by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

Weasel burger 

Type of austrian beer with a humerous name.

Pint of weasel please.

Weasel burger by stefan May 5, 2004

weasel tits 

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

weasel tits by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007

Weasel Tamer

One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.

Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.

cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend

Weasel Tamer by Hanban March 13, 2005

weasel in trousers 

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

weasel in trousers by AuntF October 16, 2010

Weasel Snoop 

Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.

I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.

Weasel Snoop by not yos April 13, 2011