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Wazzaked 

To be hugely intoxicated following a massive party session, Wazzaked refers to the unbelievably drunken behaviour and actions of an intoxicated party monkey...

"Wazzaklettes" refers to a female group who are all "Wazzaked" whilst "Wazzalads" refers to the male variation.

"Wazzaki" is the study of this area of behaviour.
Kat: "Oh my god did you see Dave last night?!"...
Jimmy: "Haha yeah he was totally Wazzaked!".

Becks: "F*ck it, lets go find some birds to pull"...
Jimmy: "Eh up, theres a big group of Wazzaklettes".
Wazzaked by Jimmy 86' July 30, 2008
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wazz baron 

a person whom is able to piss in there own mouths.
i went to the toilet and i saw that jon was a wazz baron!!!
wazz baron by peter and caz July 9, 2007

Wazzzzaaaaaaaa 

A trend where people greeted each other with this.
Referenced in Smosh videos and Bad education
Friend 1: wazzzzaaaaaaaa
Friend 2: wazzzzaaaaaaaa

The formal convo is continued
Wazzzzaaaaaaaa by The pussysmasher December 2, 2017
Wazzob
He is the dick of a ضب that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you
Wazzob is defined as a dickhead species
Wazzob by Wazzob's owner November 18, 2018
1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex
1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.
wazzle by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

chaz wazza 

Really? I'd have called em' chaz wazzas!
chaz wazza by Shane April 5, 2005

fuzzy wuzzy 

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!
fuzzy wuzzy by USP August 22, 2006