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What in the wattpad 

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

What in the wattpad 

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.
Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??
What in the wattpad by anemonia December 15, 2023

wattpadsyn 

a very horny tiktok mutual that likes tartaglius the third.
-Yo do you know wattpadsyn?

-The horny tartaglius the third enjoyer? yeah they're one of my funniest moots on tiktok.
wattpadsyn by NekoChanPvP March 8, 2022

Wattpadder 

a casual storyteller, an aspiring writer, or a published author sharing fiction or nonfiction works on the Wattpad platform
You know you're a Wattpadder when you get excited over readers' comments and votes. Pfft!
Wattpadder by eyjentjim February 28, 2017

Wattpader 

A person who writes various stories on Wattpad
I'm a wattpader, I have to update my story on Wattpad
Wattpader by Sav24 January 5, 2017

wattpadian 

An extremely rare breed of person (usually fangirls/boys) obsessed with the website/app Wattpad where people write stories about fictional and nonfictional things. He/she will do almost anything to defend said website and what they love reading (usually fanfiction). You will most likely find at least one of these persons in your neighborhood.
Ex.
Person: Wattpad and its people are so weird and terrible!
Wattpadian: What did you say?
Person: I said Wattpad and Wattpadians are really lame, what are you gonna do about it?
Wattpadian: *punches person in the face* Never offend Wattpad in front of me. EVER.
wattpadian by Puffleluver14950 January 20, 2015