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Final Warning

The last fart (usually the stinkiest) before the turd is ready to exit the body.
Oh man, that was final warning. I gotta get to a toilet NOW!
by DBrizzle808 July 23, 2012
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Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.
That burrito looks like a two fart warning.
by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008
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Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.
Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007
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warning

an awesome green day song that has a catchy beat; the premise of the song is simple- society is living in fear and worry, and not living their lives with any excitement
This is a public service announcement, This is only a test,
Emergency evacuation protest,
May impair your ability to operate machinery,
Cant quite tell just what it means to me,
Keep out of reach of children,
Don't you talk to strangers,
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker,
Warning, live without warning
I said warning live, without warning
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.
Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.
by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009
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warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
by jacob July 16, 2008
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slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.
I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot
by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017
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