modern warfare 2

The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends

"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"

by luvinwafflez December 16, 2009

gorilla warfare

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.

There is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies Congo and Planet of the Apes.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)

It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)

Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"

by tat 1 dude May 9, 2010

suburban warfare

The act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. Making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all costs. Using a lawn service and chemical weapons to make sure you have the nicest lawn on the block. Descibes the extent that people will go to have the nicest lawn on the block.

This weekend suburban warfare was hot and heavy. Everyone was out working on their lawn and putting mulch down. Chemical warfare was at an all time high; those lawns are so toxic, only the grass can live.

Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…

by Fredman December 27, 2008

WANFA

internet acronym meaning We Are Not Friends Anymore.

Me "You hear the new Radiohead album?"

Them "No"

Me "WANFA"

Them "Sigh"

by BPV March 21, 2009

Modern Warfare 2

The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.

-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
<Throws controller at the wall>

by Quade999 December 31, 2009

Chemical Warfare Pants

A style of military trouser, possibly of Israeli vintage, that achieved wide popularity in the city of Lancaster and surrounding areas of southeastern Pennsylvania for several years in the late 1980s, particularly among followers of punk rock, New Wave, and other musical, social, and political fringe movements. Whether the trend extended to other regions of the country is currently unknown. The pants, familiarly known as "chems," are characterized by a drawstring waist, a lack of pockets, and knitted elastic cuffs, and constructed of a light military duck fabric (of questionable utility, one suspects, in actually protecting the wearer from weaponized chemicals). The only known purveyor of the pants was the underground-fashionable military surplus store and scene hub DMZ, located on N. Queen St. in Lancaster, which closed its doors in the mid-1990s. As with many of DMZ's "peacetime accessories," wearing chemical warfare pants constituted for some a subtle ironic protest against the military-industrial complex in the waning days of the Cold War. It should also be noted that they simply looked cool and were damned comfortable. All sources suggest that chemical warfare pants of this particular style are unattainable and possibly extinct.

"Dude, Public Affection is playing the Chameleon tonight and my chemical warfare pants are dirty. You got an extra pair?"

by West Branch October 28, 2011