pregnancy wand

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017

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Bubble wand

A slutty whore that will fuck anything that walks
Enjoys being treated like shit

“Did you hear that bubble wand slept with 5 more guys this week?”

by d2232 November 14, 2022

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lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.

One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.

by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019

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Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"

Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length

by Zolasflick August 10, 2017

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rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows

She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.

by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

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