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Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Walker High School 

walker high, the home of ghetto white boys, autistic teachers, and women who open their legs for any guy who looks like his name is "Donquavious", the only place where a girl could get her life ruined because she wanted to bust it down on the dance floor. The bathrooms smell like some mid reggie, and the 300 hall sounds like a sped warzone. You could honestly make a movie about how bad this school is, but pretty much all of louisiana already knows.
have yall ever heard of Walker High School? apparently two racist dudes molested a black midget there

walker texas ranger 

A terribly hilarious show. Watch this high, drunk or sober and I guarantee plenty of laughs. Watching Chuck Norris fight computer high-jacking ninjas, roundhouse kicking Asian drug lords and using a jet-pack (you read that right) all make for one hilarious show.

-Dude, lets get high and watch old man chuck norris jump through some windows.
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit
walker texas ranger by >Kyle< November 13, 2005

Walker Hand 

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.
I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.
Walker Hand by pendactic July 24, 2011

walker county 

Omg that walker county fuck is retarded
walker county by That guy from bama February 2, 2017