Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.
by Counting Silence June 01, 2016
I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.
by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003
To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.
This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.
by Sunblazer November 19, 2009
The young woman, Britt, demanded that Dale be on MSN when she awoke so she could Wake and Shake, although she knew she secretly wanted to ask Ava to assist in her Nap and Slap.
by NotAva0a June 07, 2010
Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.
Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.
by CLopez July 21, 2008
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by grei_eba August 02, 2009