The waffle

The waffle is a large non-solid shit that is produced, often after consuming copious amounts of food, by humans and resembles a Belgian waffle in both appearance, and texture.

Damn he has been in the bathroom for ever “I bet he’s doing the waffle ”

by Capvara January 1, 2018

waffling

unable to decide on something; moving back and forth between two possible choices.

I'm waffling here, should I get pepporoni or sausage on my pizza?

by frozen August 29, 2004

Waffling

1.When one holds hands with another and the fingers of there hands intertwine.

2. Hand sex.

Jill and Bob were waffling on there date

by ljcdslangexpert June 11, 2012

Waffled

To be utterly and entirety fucked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc

"Damn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?" "Yea the guy who puked was totally Waffled"

by Mutantstache October 17, 2011

waffling

To add quantity to conversation/speeches/essays/anything like that rather than quality. Used a lot of the time in school to make it up to the minimum page requirement or in business presentations. Ie. Bullshitting on so nobody notices you have nothing to say.

Teacher: "check out this english paper... this kid is just waffling on"

by blex August 24, 2004

waffle

To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.

Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*

by rolenrules5 May 13, 2006

Waffled

The violent dispersion of a large amount of waffles on the house of an enemy.

Dude, Jerry, I'm pretty sure we just got waffled.

by cara304 April 2, 2009