Waffles

A thermal tee/long sleeve tee in which its stiching forms the look of what you see on a square-waffle. There's also the expression Syrupin' the Waffles which ties into it.

Mr. Crashands was wearing his Waffles today due to the fact it was snowing outside. He was also attempting to keep his penis as not-small as possible.

by JorBaLLantine November 24, 2006

Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

by SMData December 28, 2011

Waffle

(adj.)
1. A better word for legit.
2. Cool, dope, etc.

Your bike is hella waffle.

by breakfastfoods July 4, 2010

Waffle

The all holy breakfast food of champions

Are you going to finish that waffle? If not, I'll kick you in the fucking teeth you heathen. Quit looking at those pancakes and eat some waffles, cunt!

by Look April 9, 2003

waffles

Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)

Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!

by Waffles Inventor September 26, 2010

Waffles

Can be used as a weird yet cute nickname for a s/o.

I love you, waffles. 💜

by I eat shampoo December 28, 2019

Waffle

A waffle is an delicious confection made out of batter that is mixed with sugar and pressed down by a waffle iron.
Then, after being heated and pressed, it is ready to eat, slap it on a plate and pour some maple syrup on it. A great breakfast item that is extremely easy to make! Just dont let it get soggy! ;3

Waffles are really good

by ɯ August 24, 2018