Voodoo Pirate

One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one and only god, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. These people are so forth known as Voodoo Pirates, and their powers are called VooDooM. These powers consist of incredible charm, sexual abilities, and good looks(a power commonly known throughout all Pirates), Weaponry with the inability to be misplaced (usually two muskets that never run out of ammunition and only need to be cocked on dramatic occasions which, at any time, can be replaced with a single shot rifle with the same rules, and not to forget, a crazy pirate saber.) , Voodoo dolls, swordsmanship skills, Ships on fire (blue fire)and flying sharks for very few special commanders, incredibe talent in weaponry, knack for theivery, and a sweet hat, dreds and/or bandana. These Voodoo Pirates are incredibly rare, meant to lead a crew of Pirates against ninjas. They only exist in people proven to be specifically chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, those who have escaped the clutches of crazy hermit babes, those who have been challenged with VooDooM, and come out on top in a dishonorable and pirate-like manner, captains of Pirate Crews before reading or enlightenment of this article, and True Ninjas turned to the pirate side. There are very few that were born with these Voodoo powers, but signs do not begin to show until mid puberty. The Second Mate of a Voodoo Pirate may also gain powers up to a full-fledged Voodoo Pirate if deemed worthy to have by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gaining of VooDooM will cancel out all alliances with ninjas and disable all ninja powers.

Pirate 1: OH MY GOD!!!
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*

by -VooDooM- August 19, 2006

dirty voodoo

An act wich involves plasing pins in ones scrodum than having anal sex with a female(or male your choice)

"Im still sore from that dirty voodoo last night"

by frenchmonkey December 9, 2008

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

Voodoo Child

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

by Vodkamonster April 4, 2009

Voodoo Ninja

It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!

The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.

by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009

voodoo fest

only the most bitchin music festival in the history of bitchin music festivals. it takes place in city park in new orleans every october and attracts an audience of all ages! known by it's distinct smell of weed and body odor, but it just wouldnt be the same without it!

dude, have you seen the voodoo fest lineup this year?! KISS, Eminem, Mute Math, All Time Low, HELL YEAH

by voodoolvrohyeah August 18, 2009

voodoo-ed

xbox 360 term used for when you help someone get an achievement and when it comes time for you to get said achievement they disappear.

"Where is Mr.IRL?"

"He must have gotten his achievement and didnt feel like sticking around to help us out. He Voodoo-ed us"

by my friendslist is full May 30, 2010