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Volvo

A Swedish luxury car driven by old liberal women, upper-class homosexual families, and college professors. Also usually oddly smug about driving a subdued luxury car.
“Why did Brian smirk at my 3 series?”

“Oh he drives a Volvo”
by swedishhomo February 4, 2019
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Volvo Amazon

A compoundly rounded, stylish somewhat Seussian Swedemobile. The "style" name for the Volvo 122 series, a mid-century car built when Sweden's roads were mostly unpaved. Tough, yet economical. Many daily drivers all over the globe. Other Volvo-lingo crossover, the Amazon can be a "Redblock", but is too round to be a "Brick." It was the first car to come with 3-point seatbelts. Many surviving examples on the US west Coast, especially Portland and Seattle. Driven in the US by folksingers, professors, artistic odd birds and off-gridders who also brew beer and ferment things. Driven in Europe and the rest of the world like a tough long-lasting car of economical size and disposition.
Check out that sick Volvo Amazon! It must be at least sixty years old.
by leftcoastranger August 1, 2022
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volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.
Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap
by jovan47271 July 2, 2023
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Volvo

Sweden's take on the automobile. Known primarily for their box-like station wagons, though in recent years the brand has moved further upmarket with models such as the XC90 SUV and S90 sedan. Volvo still makes station wagons, though, and they are very good-looking cars. Not exactly known for high performance, but the Polestar-tuned cars and the R-models were decently quick. One of the stealth wealth crowd's favorite brands.
Länge leve Sverige och länge leve Volvo, tik!
by henry1272838442 August 2, 2024
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volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.
Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap
by jovan47271 July 2, 2023
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Volvo 940

An old shitty car made by the premiumbrand Volvo. It's mostly driven by young "carguys" aka farmers from the deep woods of sweden who brag about thier trucks and slow turbo wagons.
Look at that guy! He's such a farmer driving that Volvo 940!
Yeah, what a looser!
by d24mk18 January 21, 2017
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