voluntear 

Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".

That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???

voluntear by QuacksO June 11, 2018

volenteer

Someone who donates his time/labor in da eastern Lake Travis area.

Lake Travis is a lovely region, so "volenteering" might be a super-pleasurable experience.

volenteer by QuacksO November 22, 2023

Volunqueer 

Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.

"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."

"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."

Volunqueer by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024

Voluntear 

To summon or release a tear on purpose, usually for dramatic, social, or empathetic effect.

The teacher said late work won't be accepted without a compelling reason, so I volunteared.

Voluntear by NotSoFr0sty April 19, 2025