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Verbal Diarrhea

1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.

2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.

Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.
by CatherineCurran May 22, 2006
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Verbal Ejaculation

To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.
Verbal Ejaculation :

Two people are discussing lego hair for instance, and your dumbass says 'oh like that jackass'. You completely verbal(ly) ejaculated onto/into their conversation.
by Pointman January 18, 2009
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verbal warming

noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.

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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.

You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
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Verbal Diarrhoea

Trash talking idiot that simply verballises to entertain, usually with not much luck what so ever.
A: Did i tell you about that time...
B: No.
A: Well lemme...
B: No.
A: Well you see that i do this.
A: And that.
A: And this.
A: And woo woo damn woo hiyady.
B: Gee you talk some shit, anyone would think you had Verbal Diarrhoea.
A: Well infact...
B: Yeah i know you do.
by Chossenji September 23, 2005
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verbal diarrhea

a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening
WOW your hair looks like a lion's mane. Oops I do suffer from verbal diarrhea.
by hemocoel February 2, 2009
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Verbal Dyslexia

When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.

Dyslexia with words.

Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:

Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:

Going cigarette to have an outside.

Instead of:

Lets call Jennifer

You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
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Verbal Fellatio

Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:

(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.

In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008
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