ubered

To feign interest and availability in having sex with someone attempting to pick a person up at the bar to get a free taxi home. Usually ends with the sexual interest jumping out of the solicitor's car and running away at a major intersection somewhat near his or her home.

- "Dude, I can't believe those chicks totally Ubered us!"

- "Sorry bro. You got Ubered. Happens. You want my wifi password?"
- "I ain't got no money for a cab -- let's Uber those old dudes. Holy cow, that one on the left looks like Akroid."

by Kate Luna May 20, 2015

uber

Something that is cool and super at the same time.

Dude that is totally uber or Dude this place is like uber creepy.

by Christina April 26, 2005

uber

(adj.) Typically used on the internet to mean either really or a great quanity of.

I was uber surprised when my dog tried to eat me in my sleep this morning.

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Uber

1. adj. a word to describe something of great size.
2. adj. a word to describe an emotion

1. "That dog is uber big!"
2. "Dude, I am uber sad!!"

by l-money September 6, 2006

uber

A word only online faggots use, so if you don't want to be considered some internet geek, then try not to use this word..

"that is uber fantastic!!"

by Dustin Iwabuchi July 31, 2004

Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.

UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.

by evan May 16, 2004

Uber

A word that people discover and love in early high school but realize it is dumb by the time they are upperclassmen and everyone else is saying it.

"the word Uber is uber gay"

by Dapas September 24, 2005