Twitter

The place between the taint and the shitter

Last night she licked all over my Twitter

by Brandon Stewart March 5, 2016

Twitter

Garbage

"Twitter sucks"

by Dr. Doom23 November 25, 2020

Twitter

A place where you can get cancelled by retards for telling edgy jokes.

A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for saying edgy jokes from Twitter.

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021

twitter

The area betwixed a lady's twat and shitter

by Carlos Valeramma (Dan) September 25, 2003

Twitter

It sounds really funny when important people say it. (Newscasters, old people, family, ex.)

"they found troubles in the exploratory phase of their Twitter experiment, but others have fully incorporated the application into their day-to-day operations now"

parental figure: my colleague showed me what twitter was today so i typed in your name what's all this smoking blunts and drinking forty's?

by Terry Tibbs TALK TO ME August 19, 2009

Twitter

Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.

Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus! it says "waiting in line".

Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!

by Deez NUttsssss April 29, 2009

twitter

A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018