twitterstroking

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.

His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.

Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”

by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017

TwitterTwat

A complete twat , who believes he is adding value to the world by tweeting incessantly about his/her mundane life!

Part of the "Get a Life you Twat" Inititiative

"I had Kelloggs for breakfast ..." What a TwitterTwat!
"My poo is green...." What a TwitterTwat!

by TwatMD June 22, 2010

LLC Twitter

A community of insufferable amateur financial advisers, entrepreneurs, investors and scammers on Twitter and social media.

Usually posting unsolicited financial advice and annoying motivational one-liners about hustle culture. Largely, but not exclusively a part of Black Twitter

"LLC Twitter convinced her to try and sue the adhesive company after she admitted to her own negligence"

"I was shamed by LLC Twitter for not investing my stimulus check in some shady startup business"

by stefanie.b.nails February 11, 2021

twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .

"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"

by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

Twitter

1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.

I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!

by MoFraker November 13, 2011

Tittie Twister

The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.

Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!

by Whiplash January 7, 2005