twilight

a series of books and a movie that girls are obsessed over. most of the girls who are obsessed with it don't know the difference between a vampire and a faggot who never drinks blood. the end.

I heard twilight sucks ass.

by ignite89 June 21, 2009

twilight

A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.

OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT!
holy shit get a life

by awesomeselflover July 29, 2010

twilight

Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food

Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.

Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo

Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck

chocolate

Must I give an example? I think not, but I will anyway:

Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.

by Miss Penelope Skywalker November 26, 2010

Twilight

Porn for women

Girl 1: Hey have you seen Becky lately?
Girl 2: No, I lent her my copy of Twilight a week ago and she hasn't left her room since =/

by GianPaolo August 23, 2011

digging twilight

picking your nose.

I looked over to the car stopped next to me at the light, and this hot babe was digging twilight!

by JaJeff March 24, 2009

twilight

The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.

"OMGZILOVETWILIGHT!"
"Uhm, good fer you?"

by Hayley Cash July 28, 2009

twilight princess

Coming out in the autumn of 2006, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess will be the latest installment in the long-running series. It is considered to be Nintendo's swan song title for the Gamecube, but will also be released as a launch title for the Wii.

It will move away from the controversial cel-shaded graphics of the previous Zelda game, The Wind Waker, and will feature the more realistic graphics that originated in The Ocarina of Time.

Person 1: Looks like Twilight Princess will be the last game that I get for the Gamecube...

Person 2: Yes! Twilight Princess will be a game I get at the launch of the Wii.

by NimhRat May 22, 2006