twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

Twat

Female private areas

Girl yo Twat stank!

by P281 April 7, 2009

Twat

2) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
1)A vagina (as mentioned in other definitions)

Jeff &Justin are twats.

by Anonymous1928 June 5, 2015

twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009

Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

TWATS

The acronym for the exclusive "Trump Will Always Triumph Society"

Our unwavering support for Trump, firm belief that he is a stable genius, and will Make America Great Again is a foundational tenet for all of us TWATS.

by Sidney's natural resources July 21, 2018