twatcholism

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.

"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."

by jeromius October 26, 2008

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

Thatcher

(n.) A wanna-be skateboarder, poser. Commonly seen riding a penny skateboard, or longboard. Shops at zumiez, and wears everything from there. Usually plays lacrosse, and uses words such as "yolo" and "swag" seriously.

Haha, look at that lax-bro who is mongo pushing a longboard while wearing clothes from diamond supply co, he's skating just to look cool. What a thatcher.

by Vert Dog February 25, 2014

thatchbag

1) the biggest hunk you'll ever meeet!

2) the best friend someone could ever ask for

she's such a thatchbag!

by haiderooo April 13, 2008

Thatcher

Strong vodka drink with a splash of a mixer.

Going to go home and make myself a tall thatcher.

by Wind beneath your slippers December 27, 2016

Thatcher

Foockin'laseh soights

Thatcher : Foockin'laseh soights

by methheadstef April 21, 2017