turf burger

When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.

"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."

by K,A,H,J,K April 18, 2019

Butt Turf

The hair on a hairy man’s ass

Dude could braid that butt turf

by Surf&ButtTurf February 21, 2022

turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.

When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.

by procrastinationXD June 03, 2010

Turf Butter

"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.

The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!

by Katkaestner May 18, 2021

Turf Thot

The football equivalent of a puck bunny

“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys”

by #1Turfthot October 10, 2019

turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 11, 2010

Turf ass

When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.

Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!

by Turf A January 12, 2023