Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.

I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.

by Gabby & Ty August 09, 2019

Tugboat

Someone who smokes so slowly that their cig keeps going out. Affectionately referred to as a tugger.

Doug - "yo can I borrow your lighter?"
Harry - "again? Jesus Doug you're such a tugboat"

by MrGreedy April 18, 2019

Tugboat

Tug as in rub and tug.

Hooker: You can’t take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.

by salgood, man June 18, 2022

Tugboat

An unbelievably beautiful girl.

First coined by Vin Man Chan from LSA.

Yo D-pots, check out those tugboats.

Yo Jeff,can you put me on with that tugboat from the toga party?

Yo S-Dot, you know who never gets any tugboats... that's right.. Large Matt.

by Mass Debator February 24, 2009

tugboat

sticking head in between a males legs and “motor boating” their ball sack .... have them shave half of their legs & their balls.

i can’t wait to tugboat later, please shave!!

by February 06, 2021

Tugboat

Slang for “-talking about”

Mane. Say. whattha’ale you tugboat?

by Jonnybkillinit October 01, 2019

Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

by Jazzknife January 21, 2017