clown teacher

A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.

Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."

by KevinElevin March 12, 2008

Go Teach Dance

A way of telling someone to fuck off or to leave me alone.

1) Person A: "Yo help me set up for tonight"
Person B: "Go teach dance"

2) Person A: "Heyyy u wanna go with me to see the Miley Cyrus concert?
Person B: "Go teach dance"

by Sahin the Falcon February 9, 2012

Dino teacher

My substitute teacher that is a old, crusty dinosaur.

She is such a crusty Dino teacher

by Benthine November 7, 2018

Pe teacher

Was in the military

"ur gay give me 5 push ups pansie"-Pe Teacher

by Baddie666 December 11, 2019

Shari Tachik

A deliverer of justice. A change in the current timeline. Will put you in your proper place .

I woke up to an improved world. I heard whispers of Shari tachik. There's hope

by Social prescriber July 5, 2022

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

teacher

(tee-cher) n. 1) Provider of knowledge and insight. 2) Mentor. 3) One who inspires, motivates and opens up minds to the endless possibilities of which one can achieve. 4) One who makes a positive difference in the lives of many. 5) One who is admired, appreciated and held in the highest esteem. ie: Patricia Stresino

Teachers plant seeds that grow forever.

by vmveronica5 September 11, 2013