soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008

Slime trombone

weak definition of a hard cock during or after a blow job.

hard on boner erection slime trombone

by O'lee May 20, 2010

green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

ass trombone

fisting of the ass hole while making trumpet noises

So bobby last week I was giving Jeniffer the ass trombone when I started marching.

by Off camber January 4, 2018

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011