Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

trader jo

A kid that use to like a football team and now likes a different one.

Also known as Jordan

Trader Jo use to like the cowboys but now likes the raiders.

by Bank of wonkru December 20, 2021

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

Trader Hoes

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.

Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.

by That_one_nerdy_ September 9, 2020

impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret

“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”

by editorfanpage April 8, 2023

Trader Garbage

The over abundance of shit you don't need or use in a video game, but collect for the pupose of selling it to a trader to make profit.

Man those enchanted weapons and armor are just trader garbage.

Just collect those anomaly artifacts and sell them to the barkeep, they're just trader garbage.

by Mymothersmeatloaf August 20, 2013

Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.

Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.

by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022