townie 

in ridgefield conneticut a townie is a poor fat lazy ass redneck who only drives f 150s with plows on and doesnt actually plow because they dont want to fuck it up. Also they tend to do jobs way to overpriced because they rent useless equipment like cranes to to cut a tree down. And they tend to park their trucks out of country courneys the deli leaving the lights on and the engine running so they can show off their truck to the public.

Look at that townie.

townie by joey lucisano October 11, 2004

Townie 

Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.

Townie by gribble February 9, 2003

Townie 

A person from the suburbs

That stupid townie brought his 5 kids on the metro.

Townie by 🐺 June 18, 2021

wannabe townie 

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

wannabe townie by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

tonies 

(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony

"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."

tonies by Midnight July 8, 2004

townie 

Actually, townies just want to mess up with people, get in fights with their others dumb townies, smoke around, they don't even know english language, and have no future, and listen to all that kind of shit music called R'n'B Rap and others trashes more. They don't have even respect to each other in their stupi chav crew. In specially when they get in the bus. I had couple problems with townies, they are just the scum of the humanity. If you are a townie mate! You better change you way of living!

yo... le's anoi da strage guy

townie by GRIND777 February 19, 2005

townie shit eating scum 

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!

"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"

townie shit eating scum by Charlie February 20, 2004