Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009

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Totting

Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!

I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"

by pinky3710 April 8, 2013

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tottering

The sexual activity of two men being taped to a pole with the penis pointed down and as they swap going up and down they squash their penises till the penisis turn into vaginas.

Hey man remember when jonny and alex went tottering and now they are joanna and alexandria?

by thatoneguynotbob January 10, 2014

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A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

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Tottenburn

Nickname that footballers have given to the worst destination in all of the Premier League, Tottenham. This name became popular after the London riots reminded some of 8mile, Iraq and the Congo.

"I might have a chance to play in Premier League, Dad!"
"Congrats, son! Where?"
"I'm embarrassed to say."
"Just tell me it's not Tottenburn, son."
"It is."
"Are you sure you don't want to play in the MLS?"
"Don't worry, Dad. I've got my vest and plenty of fire insurance."

by Premier League August 29, 2011

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