tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)

"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"

by Megan :) January 16, 2008

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

tommemi

tommemi is a god complex who is superior among mere commoners. if you ever meet tommemi be sure to bow down.

wow tommemi really is a god.

by mothballrats April 25, 2021

Tommy

The boy who your mom is begging for you to date. He’s the type of guy that seems like he doesnt care, but when you get closer to him, hes incredibly kind, caring, and quite often selfless. He is incredible in bed, and has an extremely large penis. He is destined to be successful and has a very big heart.

Hell yes i would date him. Hes such a Tommy.

by trakkr November 17, 2018

Timmy and Tommy

The 2 young raccoons trained by the ruthless business tycoon raccoon tom nook in animal crossing

Mayor : Timmy and Tommy are becoming too powerful

Tom nook: do not resist their deals it stimulates the economy so what if they buy organs it’s not like they’re coming from you

by Shandler bongs May 13, 2020

Tommy Bui

a weird creature of some sort

"Run away, I think he is a Tommy Bui"

by SITZY October 25, 2017

tommunism

A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.

I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.

by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019