Told

count (the individuals or group members).

The shepherd told all his sheep.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

that told him

When a mitch gets roasted.

Catfish: Poo! Poo! To you! Yes, you brute! Yes, hahaha, that told him.
Bullfish: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by vapz April 29, 2019

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

Already told you

That's it. Me. And not metaphorically or poetically or theoretically or any other kind of fancy way. Me. Straight up.

Hym "If you want to prosecute somebody, put the person that locked me in a black box away but I already told you. You tried to get the better of the greatest mind who ever lived and now you're confused? How does that work? You are the one who thought you were better than ME! Now look at you."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

by mynöduesp January 11, 2020

TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

by GATAMA July 25, 2017