Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

by Cubby460 May 24, 2013

toilet prepper

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 6, 2004

toilet pudding

Egregious diarrhea.

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.

by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016

Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013

toilet fish

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009