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Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
mugGet the Measuring Toddlermug.

toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)
"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"
by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023
mugGet the toddlermug.

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
mugGet the Toddlermug.

Overgrown toddler

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

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