Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

Toiting

Getting sexual pleasure from (or masturbating while) watching or viewing mainstream media that is not explicitly pornographic, such as reality television, fashion websites or catalogs.

“Pornography is so ubiquitous that teens are turning to toiting. Maybe it is true that it’s more tantalizing to conceal than reveal.”

by Meethos18 March 13, 2018

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020

toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

tottingham

A perfect blonde with a Bomb ass

Tottingham has it going on

by Dhjshdbebe November 22, 2021