meal ticket

another name for sugar daddy.

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.

by gotmurc June 28, 2016

ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue

"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."

by all_yr_songs November 19, 2011

finish ticket

A kick-ass indie rock band from Alameda, California. They have a full-length album called Tears You Apart and an EP called When Night Becomes Day. The current members are Brendan Hoye, Michael Hoye, Alex DiDonata, Nick Stein, Gabe Stein, and touring member Crim Nguyen.

Person #1: Did you see Finish Ticket open up for Twenty One Pilots on the Blurryface tour?
Person #2: Hell yeah, they fucking killed it!

by killer-king March 14, 2016

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Worky Ticket

a Trouble Maker. Originated from stowaways on ships, and when discovered were made to work their ticket or passage but were reluctant crew and often trouble makers

Ya shudnt botha wi hor shes a real worky ticket.

by Murpys dad April 27, 2022

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 April 28, 2006

Nigger Ticket

A ticket or citation issued to a black man for being in a white neighborhood or area.

Black people are constantly issued nigger tickets for driving through the suburbs. Get tinted windows.

by Niggasaurus Rex October 08, 2007