Thunder Chicken 

This is what southerners refer to a turkey (wild turkey) as. Typically hunters affectionately call wild turkey males (toms) "Thunder Chicken" because of the male vocalization (gobble) to attract females during mating season. - YES - I'm a redneck.

Did you hear that "Thunder Chicken" boys? He's all riled up and ready to mate.

Thunder Chicken by kingpossum January 24, 2010

thunder dog 

When someone spreads their ass cheeks and farts on your dick

Dale gave frank a thunder dog

thunder dog by Boilerbob September 6, 2018

Thunder Tits 

Vert from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Most commonly used by Blanc (who Vert deliberately teases about Blanc's flat chest size).

White Heart (Blanc): Shut yer hole! I can't stand the way you talk all high n' mighty! Get outta here, Thunder Tits!

Thunder Tits by Kotokonpa April 23, 2021

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

Thunder Buns by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

thunder nuts 

Some man, and or manly woman that has just grew the largest set of balls and thinks they can do anything, even though they cant and everyone around them knows it.

or

A fucker

My dad was all thunder nutted and he wouldnt let me fix the tv so when he broke it more I rubbed it in his face.

or

Ok thunder nuts go fuck your self and leave me alone.

thunder nuts by Brittiney November 27, 2007

Thunder Nugget 

When you force a silver dollar size turd out of your bung hole that takes your breath away, and hits the water with a deep impact sound. Thus creating a few beads of sweat on your forehead, and causing the water to splash back directly into your butt hole.

This can also cause your feet to fall asleep while on the toilet.

I cant get off the toilet just yet. That Thunder Nugget caused my feet to go numb.

Thunder Nugget by Ice_Dibiase May 16, 2011

thunder mug tool kit 

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

thunder mug tool kit by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011